My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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