im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
sex in a hospital.. check
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
Drug test isn't today. Now I'm just sitting in this orientation with a bag of your piss in my pants
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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