Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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