how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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