Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
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I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
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There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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