I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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