it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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