8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
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i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
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Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
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Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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