i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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