Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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