People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
