just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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