We're like a lot better than the average bears
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
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just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
My boss just texted me, clearly drunk, and said get down here pronto with a handle of rum, 50 lbs. of cold cuts, and a BB gun. This is not why I went to law school.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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