And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
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