i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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