Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Where is the hickey?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
So much Jack, so little girl.
Sorry about my life...
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
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