Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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