A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
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So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
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It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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