sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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