he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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