I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
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