glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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