they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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