margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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