can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
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Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
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He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
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