I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
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When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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