Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
its been so long since i'vebeen laid i've forgotten what a penis looks like. When a guy makes me hot i picture him finishing the job by whipping a multi-setting showerhead out of his pants.
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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