How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
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oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
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And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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