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Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
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She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
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he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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