Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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