8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
do herpes really smell.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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