it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
You may now shotgun with the bride
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Randomize
