the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
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