They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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