Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
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I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Randomize