so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
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I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
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wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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