your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
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i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
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