It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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