he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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