'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
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its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
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he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
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