just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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