if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
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And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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