Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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