This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
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