Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Randomize
