this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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