i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
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