Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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