If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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