She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Just saw a girl leaving CVS on her bike with a case of beer. She tried to ride one handed with the case under her other arm and fell over off the sidewalk. I'm glad to see someone else's life is a bigger joke than mine.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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