Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
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oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
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Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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