Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Randomize
