Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
mondays should just be called national damage control day
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
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Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
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you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.