My boss' voice literally gives me gas
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
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I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
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He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
He melted the stem
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.