The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.