Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us