watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
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I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.