He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
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Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
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