I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
I just realized that he was my first random hookup that didnt cause a massive breakup or divorce. Im starting to grow up
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
